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KENTUCKY LORE!!

Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the
driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Q: What's long and hard on a Kentucky football player?
A: First grade!
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Frankfort, Kentucky burned
down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Eastern Kentucky: When a couple gets divorced,
they're still brother and sister.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
A: I-75.
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Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray,
what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on
fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Eastern Kentuckians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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That's what I heard.

This page was last updated on
09/16/04

      E MAIL Bill Moore