So...
Thanks to BellSouth splitting up their CDN network, I had to move my blog's URL to http://personal.atl.bellsouth.net/j/h/jhaygood86/
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Sunday, February 05, 2006
I'm in love!
I am so in love! I asked out this girl yesterday. Her name is Allie. She said yes! Yes, she said yes! I LOVE YOU ALLIE!
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Damn, This Is Me
You scored as Engineering. You should be an Engineering major!
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Love is such a strange thing...
I'm starting to believe love was invented to hurt people. I'm in love with this girl, I have been for a long time. Yet, I just start crying whenever I think about her, because I miss her so much! I try to talk to her, but she's never in a position to talk.
I love her to death... I just hope that my words aren't propethetic
I love her to death... I just hope that my words aren't propethetic
Monday, January 09, 2006
Even More Updates
So, I started my second ever semester of college last Thursday.
My classes are:
English Composition II
Calculus I
Computer Science
Global Issues
Science Technology & Society.
At work, I've been given a raise to $12.50/hr. Now that's what I'm talking about! But, I can't go to work or school today... very sick. I have a doctor's appointment in a few hours (3 PM). Hopefully they can find what's wrong with me.
My classes are:
English Composition II
Calculus I
Computer Science
Global Issues
Science Technology & Society.
At work, I've been given a raise to $12.50/hr. Now that's what I'm talking about! But, I can't go to work or school today... very sick. I have a doctor's appointment in a few hours (3 PM). Hopefully they can find what's wrong with me.
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Things have gone to far...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures. And without regard to the race, creed, color , age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Driving in Atlanta
A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.
Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Atlanta driver never uses them.
Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered "going with the flow."
The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. The driver doesn't have anything to lose.
Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
Construction signs tell you about road closures immediately after you pass the last exit before the traffic begins to back up.
The new electronic traffic warning system signs are not there to provide useful information. They are only there to make Atlanta look high-tech and to distract you from seeing the Cobb County police car parked in the median.
Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in the metro area during rush hour.
Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that an Atlanta driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
Please remember that there is no such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic in Atlanta.
Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.
Throwing litter on the roads adds variety to the landscape, keeps the existing litter from getting lonely, and gives Adopt-a-highway crews something to clean up.
Everybody thinks their vehicle is better than yours, especially pick-up truck drivers with stickers of Calvin peeing on a Ford, Dodge or Chevy logo.
Learn to swerve abruptly. Atlanta is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to GDOT, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.
It is traditional in Atlanta to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.
Seeking eye contact with another driver revokes your right of way.
Never take a green light at face value. Always look right and left before proceeding.
Remember that the goal of every Atlanta driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.
Real Atlanta women drivers can put on pantyhose and apply eye makeup at seventy-five miles per hour in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Real Atlanta men drivers can remove pantyhose and a bra at seventy-five miles per hour in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Ice, snow, fog, and rain are no reason to change any of the previously listed rules. These weather conditions are God's way ensuring a natural selection process for body shops, junkyards, and new vehicle sales.
Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Atlanta driver never uses them.
Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered "going with the flow."
The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. The driver doesn't have anything to lose.
Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
Construction signs tell you about road closures immediately after you pass the last exit before the traffic begins to back up.
The new electronic traffic warning system signs are not there to provide useful information. They are only there to make Atlanta look high-tech and to distract you from seeing the Cobb County police car parked in the median.
Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in the metro area during rush hour.
Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that an Atlanta driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
Please remember that there is no such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic in Atlanta.
Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.
Throwing litter on the roads adds variety to the landscape, keeps the existing litter from getting lonely, and gives Adopt-a-highway crews something to clean up.
Everybody thinks their vehicle is better than yours, especially pick-up truck drivers with stickers of Calvin peeing on a Ford, Dodge or Chevy logo.
Learn to swerve abruptly. Atlanta is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to GDOT, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.
It is traditional in Atlanta to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.
Seeking eye contact with another driver revokes your right of way.
Never take a green light at face value. Always look right and left before proceeding.
Remember that the goal of every Atlanta driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.
Real Atlanta women drivers can put on pantyhose and apply eye makeup at seventy-five miles per hour in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Real Atlanta men drivers can remove pantyhose and a bra at seventy-five miles per hour in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
Ice, snow, fog, and rain are no reason to change any of the previously listed rules. These weather conditions are God's way ensuring a natural selection process for body shops, junkyards, and new vehicle sales.
