Hello and welcome to my HOMERpage. Sit back and surf it up till your heart's content. Surf??? Hmm...unprocessed fish
sticks....
THIS SITE IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE HOMOGENEOUS OR ASPIRE TO BE HOMOGENEOUS. (PLEASE SEE FIG.#1, ADJ. DEFINITION #1)
Welcome!!!!!!
I recently took a trip to a alternate dimention via a temporal causality loop...it was really cool. It always was raining donuts and every house had a Ford Escort in the
driveway...
A bee's perspective of me...ain't I hansom???
Aw...what a cute, handsome baby!!! I wonder who this is??? Hmm...looks very familiar. I know...its me!!! Mmmm...a baby...
This is a picture of my sister and her daughter Rachael....isn't she cute???
This is a picture of my dad who is at least half responsible for my birth...thank him later.
Yes...I know. I LOVE the Simpsons. How did you guess???
As you can see I was introduced to alcohol at a very early age.....
Mom and dad getting their grove on. (it was still the 70's yah know...)
Mom just before she graduated high school. Oh man, she was a hottie! I must go back in time and... Well...at least I know now how I was really born! Who's
your daddy? I guess I am...
